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Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:21 PM
I would like to be a moderator please.

Mdkcheatz
18th February 2009, 09:22 PM
Considering that you have only joined on the 10th of Feb. I doubt Zilmar will even look twice at this request...:rolleyes:

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:22 PM
HAHA you a moderator?

You are opening Topics over and over i don't think that Zilmar or Jabo would like to put you in charge

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:24 PM
HAHA you a moderator?

You are opening Topics over and over i don't think that Zilmar or Jabo would like to put you in charge

I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans.

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:26 PM
So why don't you ban yourself?

You only get the charge of MOderator when you proove to the admins that you are helping them with the forum

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:27 PM
So why don't you ban yourself?

You only get the charge of MOderator when you proove to the admins that you are helping them with the forum

I've got my own forum which is at this link:
http://computerforum.smfforfree.com/

I'm the main Administrator there and I can ban people!

Mdkcheatz
18th February 2009, 09:28 PM
I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans.

Okay that is absurd. I can guarantee you will never get moderator privileges. You do not just ban for the sake. There is a common decency involved here.:(

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:28 PM
You just want to be moderator just to BAN people?

You don't how to run a forum then

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:29 PM
You just want to be moderator just to BAN people?

You don't how to run a forum then

I do now how to run a forum as I have one!

Mdkcheatz
18th February 2009, 09:30 PM
I do now how to run a forum as I have one!

PJ64 forums are professional, they will not allow your request here.

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:32 PM
I don't care if you have a FORUM i have one too..but i will not put the link here because it is absurb to put a link to a forum inside another forum so i think that you will never ever have the moderator here!!!!

Listen to my GOD Words

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:32 PM
PJ64 forums are professional, they will not allow your request here.

Mumia, mia! I like being a moderator!

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:33 PM
Mumia, mia! I like being a moderator!


Then you are wasting your time HERE!!!

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:34 PM
Then you are wasting your time HERE!!!

Ok. Muma mia! I think that a moderator would CLOSE THE THREAD!

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:36 PM
I am not the moderator but i think that they will defenantly close the thread

Mdkcheatz
18th February 2009, 09:36 PM
...but i will not put the link here because it is absurb to put a link to a forum inside another forum...

Well you can put it in your signature... you just cannot spam it. I don't think ZIlmar is discouraging going to toher web sites, especially if they are loosely but not quite related. Saves this place from people spamming random threads:rolleyes:...

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:37 PM
Well you can put it in your signature... you just cannot spam it. I don't think ZIlmar is discouraging going to toher web sites, especially if they are loosely but not quite related. Saves this place from people spamming random threads:rolleyes:...


i can put but i don't think that people will have time to see it:D

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:37 PM
Well you can put it in your signature... you just cannot spam it. I don't think ZIlmar is discouraging going to toher web sites, especially if they are loosely but not quite related. Saves this place from people spamming random threads:rolleyes:...

Yeah probably, how about the THE BANHAMMER! THE BANHAMMER IS GOING TO THWACK......... SAMLAPTOP! OWWWWWWWW! I'M TEMPORARY BANED FOR A WEEK!

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:38 PM
How about banned forever?

It is good

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:39 PM
How about banned forever?

It is good
NO, I don't like being banned forever! MUA HA HA! I DON'T WANT TO BE BANED!

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:40 PM
So stop doing that lazy things and be a good member like everyone...

Samlaptop
18th February 2009, 09:41 PM
So stop doing that lazy things and be a good member like everyone...

Ok, I will stop spamming now.

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:47 PM
Ok, I will stop spamming now.

Ok and stop putting new topics for almoust 1 week

fridgey
18th February 2009, 09:54 PM
Troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet))

Stop replying to this guy already...

Mikonokia
18th February 2009, 09:57 PM
Troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet))

Stop replying to this guy already...

okok i stop i am not going to respond to the noob hehe

HatCat
18th February 2009, 11:46 PM
Oh what's the use...goddammit Brandon :D

PJ64 forums are professional, they will not allow your request here.

Saves this place from people spamming random threads:rolleyes:...

Hell I thought the guy was being honest here for the longest time.
l-m-f-a-o

Jerad Gray
19th February 2009, 03:46 AM
I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans.
Lol, if a person likes to give bans thats a good reason for them not to be a moderator, it shouldn't be "Enjoyable" to give out a ban, it should just be breaking even with what ever damage the person did to the forum.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 09:06 AM
Lol, if a person likes to give bans thats a good reason for them not to be a moderator, it shouldn't be "Enjoyable" to give out a ban, it should just be breaking even with what ever damage the person did to the forum.

I know, I could be a banner guy!

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 09:09 AM
Troll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet))

Stop replying to this guy already...

That's why they gave me a pernanent ban at neoseeker (http://www.neoseeker.com/forum)

This is what the ban message reads at neoseeker:

Due to abuse of this account, it has been permanently banned.
Moderator's Note on this ban:


Some people are trolls. Some people are just stupid. You qualify on both accounts.

We've had enough of your act. Take it elsewhere.

Neoseeker is such a big forum, but a supermoderator is thinking about lifiting my permanaent ban, and if he does, I'm not going to troll.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 09:38 AM
That last bit made no sense at all XDDDD

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:01 AM
That last bit made no sense at all XDDDD

Basically, I am perm banned at neoseeker but a super moderator might lift it.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:04 AM
Do you know this super-moderator? and LMAO what did you do?

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:09 AM
Do you know this super-moderator? and LMAO what did you do?

I do know his name, the person who placed the ban on me is called Jay, and I asked for bans a lot!

Uh oh, an administrator is online! Awwww, I wonder what he will do!

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:13 AM
Zilmar is a nice guy, I'm sure he's not going to ban you especially if you are a beta tester... you need to really p*** him off i'm sure. But that's party why I love being here, because the administration rocks! :)

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:13 AM
Zilmar is a nice guy, I'm sure he's not going to ban you especially if you are a beta tester... you need to really p*** him off i'm sure. But that's party why I love being here, because the administration rocks! :)

No, I am not a beta tester.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:14 AM
even still, you are likely to get a warning before anything happens.:rolleyes:

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:18 AM
I would like to be a moderator please.

that is fine you can like to be a moderator as much as you like.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:19 AM
that is fine you can like to be a moderator as much as you like.

OK,, so go in to the control pannel and change my member as a moderator!

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:25 AM
OK,, so go in to the control pannel and change my member as a moderator!

why would I want to do that ?

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:30 AM
why would I want to do that ?

Because I am desperatley really to be a mdoerator on a forum.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:35 AM
that is fine you can like to be a moderator as much as you like.

OMG hahahahahahahahaha now my stomach hurts. This should be framed.



Because I am desperatley really to be a mdoerator on a forum.

I suggest making your own forum. Then you no longer have to imagine and your can ban everyone. Then you'll get board and probably ban yourself.

MasterPhW
19th February 2009, 10:36 AM
Because I am desperatley really to be a mdoerator on a forum.
You spammed also my Visitor messages. Stop acting like a little kid and for gods sake, stop writing in big bold letters.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:37 AM
I suggest making your own forum. Then you no longer have to imagine and your can ban everyone. Then you'll get board and probably ban yourself.

I have got a own forum, but I would to be a moderator on THIS FORUM.

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:39 AM
Because I am desperatley really to be a mdoerator on a forum.

that should be really easy, you said you already had a forum, you can set your self as a moderator. If you want to be a moderator on another board .. $8 for a domain, install phpBB and you can moderator it any way you like.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:40 AM
"that is fine you can like to be a moderator, on THIS FORUM, as much as you like."

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:40 AM
that should be really easy, you said you already had a forum, you can set your self as a moderator. If you want to be a moderator on another board .. $8 for a domain, install phpBB and you can moderator it any way you like.

Yep, I got SMF free forum, but like I said, I would like to be a moderator where there are more members on there.

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:41 AM
I have got a own forum, but I would to be a moderator on THIS FORUM.

your own forum is not good enough ? then I suggest you look at how to improve it, then you would not need to be a moderator here.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:42 AM
your own forum is not good enough ? then I suggest you look at how to improve it, then you would not need to be a moderator here.

Just put me as a moderator and then I wont' nag you.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:43 AM
Yep, I got SMF free forum, but like I said, I would like to be a moderator where there are more members on there.

GOD SAKE CHILD, I swear you'll drive them all away if you become moderator here, because you seem to be confusing the word "moderator" with "terminator."

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:43 AM
Yep, I got SMF free forum, but like I said, I would like to be a moderator where there are more members on there.

then get more member to your site .. if you really like more members maybe i can automate some script to get you 10,000 users ... maybe look to see if I could find some spam bots to even make posts for you.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:44 AM
then get more member to your site .. if you really like more members maybe i can automate some script to get you 10,000 users ... maybe look to see if I could find some spam bots to even make posts for you.

That would be great.

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:44 AM
Just put me as a moderator and then I wont' nag you.

easier way to get you to not nag me .. just ban you like you wanted in the first place :P

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:45 AM
easier way to get you to not nag me .. just ban you like you wanted in the first place :P

Ok, I will be sensible now.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:45 AM
then get more member to your site .. if you really like more members maybe i can automate some script to get you 10,000 users ... maybe look to see if I could find some spam bots to even make posts for you.

O_o *falls off chair* hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG and I thought it couldn'y get any better! HOLY CRAP IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:47 AM
O_o *falls off chair* hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG and I thought it couldn'y get any better! HOLY CRAP IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

Oh oh, its.......

THE BAN HAMMER! IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! HE'S GOING TO THWACK......

SAMLAPTOP! NO, Instead, he decides to make me a moderator.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 10:50 AM
No sry that wasn't funny. *good feeling gone* :(

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:50 AM
O_o *falls off chair* hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG and I thought it couldn'y get any better! HOLY CRAP IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!

I am glad you like my sense of humor :P

If i did not find this thread funny, I would probably find it annoying

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:51 AM
I am glad you like my sense of humor :P

If i did not find this thread funny, I would probably find it annoying

Come on zilmar. Make a moderator and then I won't be stupid.

CA5
19th February 2009, 10:54 AM
I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans.

Har har har, I'm sigging that. See, that defines epic xD

zilmar
19th February 2009, 10:55 AM
Come on zilmar. Make a moderator and then I won't be stupid.

how about I flip a coin 50 times .. if I get heads each time I will make you a moderator .. if I get it less then 5 times I will give you a perm ban. more then 5 less then 50 a week ban ...

you want me to play that game ?

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 10:58 AM
how about I flip a coin 50 times .. if I get heads each time I will make you a moderator .. if I get it less then 5 times I will give you a perm ban. more then 5 less then 50 a week ban ...

you want me to play that game ?

I will acept a weeks ban.

CA5
19th February 2009, 10:59 AM
how about I flip a coin 50 times .. if I get heads each time I will make you a moderator .. if I get it less then 5 times I will give you a perm ban. more then 5 less then 50 a week ban ...

you want me to play that game ?

Hehehehe, laugh if it's heads bang on 50 times xD

zilmar
19th February 2009, 11:00 AM
No, I will just want to be a mod.

only way .. if I play that game and get 50 heads .. fail .. and there is the ban .. your choice.

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 11:00 AM
only way .. if I play that game and get 50 heads .. fail .. and there is the ban .. your choice.

No, I will just have a weeks ban so:

You have been banned for the following reason:


Date the ban will be lifted:
26-02-2009.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 11:01 AM
I would leave Project 64 for good. Sry Zilmar but if you got 50 heads, err, this place is doomed...

Samlaptop
19th February 2009, 11:04 AM
I would leave Project 64 for good. Sry Zilmar but if you got 50 heads, err, this place is doomed...

No, I will just have a weeks ban thanks and then I will return as a goodd lad.

zilmar
19th February 2009, 11:13 AM
No, I will just have a weeks ban thanks and then I will return as a goodd lad.

Ok banned you for a week like you wanted.

CA5
19th February 2009, 11:14 AM
Ok banned you for a week like you wanted.

Powned :cool:

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 11:16 AM
Madness I tell you, madness he was!

CA5
19th February 2009, 11:18 AM
Madness I tell you, madness he was!

I feel a 'This is SPARTAAAA!' Quote coming on.

Reckon he'll just sit there all week, waiting for his ban to be lifted? xD

I mean seriously, that guy was crazy. Funniest thing to happen to me all week.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 11:28 AM
Reckon he'll just sit there all week, waiting for his ban to be lifted? xD

Not if Zilmar didn't IP Ban the fool. He'll be back sooner me thinks.

CA5
19th February 2009, 11:32 AM
Not if Zilmar didn't IP Ban the fool. He'll be back sooner me thinks.

"IP Ban had no effect on the wild Samlaptop"

Or at least it wouldn't, if he knew what he was doing.

Mdkcheatz
19th February 2009, 11:33 AM
HUSH! we know, don't give the rascal any ideas, so far I think his mind is too far out of it to know this.... O_o

CA5
19th February 2009, 11:38 AM
HUSH! we know, don't give the rascal any ideas, so far I think his mind is too far out of it to know this.... O_o

Wizzers to him, as far as I'm aware, he can't read this anyway after being banned. I couldn't, when I was banned from elsewhere.

Jerad Gray
19th February 2009, 06:23 PM
*Laughs* wow, in the few hours after I logged out there were like 4 additional pages added to this thread and one member banned (but only because he asked so nicely).

Just remember kids! People will always let you be emo before they let you succeed.

gitech001
19th February 2009, 11:23 PM
Holy Shit. I just read through...

I have no words and my brain hurts...

Yep, nothing to say...

...but good riddens!

This guy just cost me a half hour of my life that I will never get back.

Funny stuff though Zill. :cool:

Jay

HatCat
20th February 2009, 12:07 AM
"I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans."
I know I was lmao so hard I forgot
Chilling with a new thread maybe intentionally sheepish question to show he ain't perfect, but aw man that blew it to hell.

O_o *falls off chair* hahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG and I thought it couldn'y get any better! HOLY CRAP IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!
Ugh be careful boys...HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW!!!

No, I will just have a weeks ban so:

You have been banned for the following reason:


Date the ban will be lifted:
26-02-2009.
What?? That's no fun. :(
man you had the edge you blew it

I would leave Project 64 for good. Sry Zilmar but if you got 50 heads, err, this place is doomed...

God's providence? Boy when the ---- ?

Not if Zilmar didn't IP Ban the fool. He'll be back sooner me thinks.
Look dude, he got what we wanted; he doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu---

I need help sorting this out, but my account seems to be giving me a lot of posting issues. The formatting is all horribly wrong, i am unable to click smilies, i cannot post images via link, It seems like im the only one. can you help fix this for me?

I am not sure, sorry so I am not sure what I can do ?


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
[:D]uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuu---

"IP Ban had no effect on the wild Samlaptop"
Samlaptop used swift! It's a critical hit!
Oh but it had no effect...
IP BAN bounced right back off of him into function myCard.getFace()...
Aw damn programmers
*Project64 misplaces an op.code and socks Brandon via floppy drive, Pokemon Stadium 2 crashes*

Mdkcheatz
20th February 2009, 12:40 AM
Samlaptop used swift! It's a critical hit!
Oh but it had no effect...
IP BAN bounced right back off of him into function myCard.getFace()...
Aw damn programmers
*Project64 misplaces an op.code and socks Brandon via floppy drive, Pokemon Stadium 2 crashes*

“His name was James,” I grunted very unattractively. “And how many times do I have to tell you? He didn’t have a lisp. It was his freaking accent.”
“From where?”
“Belgium!”
“That’s not a country. It’s not even a real place. You just made that up, Spunky Spritz-”

HatCat
20th February 2009, 02:08 AM
The hell if I care I'm just here to get my cash.

Mdkcheatz
20th February 2009, 02:13 AM
The hell if I care I'm just here to get my rubber.

Oh the left hand shame, oh the shame indeed! It's PREPOSTEROUS I tell you!

the_randomizer
20th February 2009, 03:36 AM
Samlaptop freaks me out big time, and I just started reading these posts ten minutes ago. Good riddance! I don't know what's more annoying, people who use spambots to type the same thing over and over again (like on youtube) or this; people who join for the sole purpose of annoying all other members without the aid of a spambot!

Mdkcheatz
20th February 2009, 06:49 AM
Samlaptop freaks me out big time, and I just started reading these posts ten minutes ago. Good riddance! I don't know what's more annoying, people who use spambots to type the same thing over and over again (like on youtube) or this; people who join for the sole purpose of annoying all other members without the aid of a spambot!

His other threads were really useless and quite annoying. But as Zilmar says himself, "If I didn't find this thread quite funny, I would be annoyed by it." Basically I think this one should remain up just because it's freakin hilarious:D:rolleyes:

Jerad Gray
20th February 2009, 10:00 AM
His other threads were really useless and quite annoying. But as Zilmar says himself, "If I didn't find this thread quite funny, I would be annoyed by it." Basically I think this one should remain up just because it's freakin hilarious:D:rolleyes:

Agreed! Definatly one of the more amusing threads I've read.

HatCat
21st February 2009, 02:44 AM
I'm sure zilmar just decided a break from working hard wouldn't really destroy anything.

"If I didn't find this thread quite funny, I would be annoyed by it."
Whatever the exact quote is it wasn't that. :D

Mdkcheatz
21st February 2009, 03:28 AM
I am glad you like my sense of humor :P

If i did not find this thread funny, I would probably find it annoying

I'm sure zilmar just decided a break from working hard wouldn't really destroy anything.

"If I didn't find this thread quite funny, I would be annoyed by it."
Whatever the exact quote is it wasn't that.

Yea, that's what I get for being lazy and relying on my memory to get the job done... :rolleyes:

CA5
21st February 2009, 12:07 PM
Yea, that's what I get for being lazy and relying on my memory to get the job done... :rolleyes:

Yep, memory. That's why you spell definitely 'DEFFINITELY'... :rolleyes:

squall_leonhart
23rd February 2009, 05:57 AM
rotflmao, if there was any need for moderators here, Myself and Iconoclast would probably be at the top of the list.

Mdkcheatz
23rd February 2009, 06:03 AM
agreed;)...............

squall_leonhart
23rd February 2009, 03:09 PM
I bet it was wafflez, cuz i said your tits have no bearing on your abilities to be a moderator.

Plus you're a girl and girls go crazy every 28 days (runs and hides)

squall_leonhart
23rd February 2009, 10:17 PM
Shes crazy guys, i even have chatlogs to prove it.

HatCat
23rd February 2009, 11:00 PM
This is all happening so fast. :D

HatCat
24th February 2009, 01:19 AM
*composition dissolves into love and remorse* :o

I have grown tired of Realism. The wickedness slithers from my cursed Russian blood. That blood by which the key is now named no longer Russia.

Such mortality engraves a psychological combination of Realism and Romanticism--zilmar and his sense being a fascinating contribution.

I didn't plan on enjoying this thread for too long. I hope my post count doesn't exceed my held time. :P

HatCat
24th February 2009, 01:48 AM
ROFL. I love it. ;)

And besides, thank you for being part of my source of entertainment. Squall was scaring me :(

Oh it's always fascinating. :)

Um squall how's about letting those logs rip some time? I am getting anxious. :D Err I mean...if that's alright with everyone?

HatCat
24th February 2009, 02:53 AM
I should ask him?

Well I do have his MSN...I am glad to have contact with xcdjy, Mdkcheatz, Mikonokia and some others in benefit to this hard-working project. :)
Even all of us...such other importances in life...me coincidentally not realizing mine.

CA5
26th February 2009, 10:40 PM
lolwut? :D

HatCat
27th February 2009, 01:06 AM
i meant talk to me....
Dear me this is true: I should talk to you! :D

HatCat
27th February 2009, 03:05 AM
That'd be funny as hell if admin put in there in Mdkcheatz's subtitle:
"I've been keeping tabs on the man lately..." //weddingcountdown.com

Then we'd know it wasn't mudlord. :D

Mdkcheatz
27th February 2009, 03:16 AM
That'd be funny as hell if admin put in there in Mdkcheatz's subtitle:
"I've been keeping tabs on the man lately..." //weddingcountdown.com

Then we'd know it wasn't mudlord. :D

Please don't :D

HatCat
27th February 2009, 04:01 AM
You don't need to worry about King Turd of Shit Hill. He's not coming in here all:
Imbeciles! You thought you could defeat me??

Mdkcheatz
27th February 2009, 04:15 AM
You don't need to worry about King Turd of Shit Hill. He's not coming in here all:
Imbeciles! You thought you could defeat me??

Wait are you talking about Smiff and Mudlord? L:DL

HatCat
27th February 2009, 05:24 AM
Wait are you talking about Smiff and Mudlord? L:DL

I AM REPLYING TO THIS PART IN PARTICULAR. :D

Stop hitting the quote button imbeciles. The "Post Reply" button is right below it and to the left--unless you prefer to center your mouse so the cursor is constantly at the full right of the monitor screen. You don't have to quote a post directly above yours.

Mikonokia
27th February 2009, 09:10 AM
when I become an admin, I am so going to change your name from Wafflez to Mr. Syrup. lol.

Don't forget about me:D change my name too lol......

Jerad Gray
27th February 2009, 02:44 PM
I AM REPLYING TO THIS PART IN PARTICULAR. :D

Stop hitting the quote button imbeciles. The "Post Reply" button is right below it and to the left--unless you prefer to center your mouse so the cursor is constantly at the full right of the monitor screen. You don't have to quote a post directly above yours.

I would agree but I do believe its nice to sometimes have a clue wtf the pervious person is talking about, instead of making them read back up through all the old posts. Plus this gives you a really nice linking button to the post the person is talking about.

HatCat
27th February 2009, 05:17 PM
No one needs to hit the quote button. If you press it gently with careful consideration the following are good reasons.

multi-quoting references in complex threads (see http://forum.pj64-emu.com/showpost.php?p=6201)
in sharp variation Romanticist style (which Brandon supposes is against his type, actually hated Smiff just because of "selective replying") excluding the Realistic elements listed below
insulting all those users you aren't replying to by jumping up to a post not directly above yours to emphasize communication with it
annoying the user you are replying to by accusing them of being egotistical as if you were trying to please them by bolding their name in an overly-extensive quote feature or by accusing them as someone who needs to be told they're being talked to since it's very quite rare that happens
Adding a link to the quoted post via vBulletin's featured updates for quoting proposes twice the damage now with bread! Given this special once-in-a-lifetime offer you can now pretend like the post is not on the same page as your reply and accuse their post of being "out of reality".

That having been said since quoting has become obviously more of a habit than focusing your time on your own reply to satisfy many people to happiness it would be much more careful about the quality of your work to instead wrap the string in quotation marks "string" if one must quote.

CA5
27th February 2009, 05:33 PM
Chariot of Shards: Really? You haven't been keeping up with this for the past few days? :rolleyes:

No, generally speaking, I hate fake... everything, and deteste attention seekers with a passion.

I bid you farewell.

Mikonokia
28th February 2009, 12:21 AM
Oh.....

Poor Bree...*cries*

Love me more i'm your pet:D

Mikonokia
28th February 2009, 12:24 AM
Well Fluffy is only 14 and lives all the way in Portugal

Fluffy is now sad:(

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 12:45 AM
Careful or I'll Ban you for such inappropriate discussion. Have a nice day.:)

HatCat
28th February 2009, 01:48 AM
Brandon you could use some scripting tools.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ZDhqnJCGY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv34a9SdRZ8

I'm learning to not take quotes like these too seriously (as in like a possible option if I were in his position) due to my loneliness and such but...

then get more member to your site .. if you really like more members maybe i can automate some script to get you 10,000 users ... maybe look to see if I could find some spam bots to even make posts for you.

Vegeta!
What does the scouter say about his power level?!

...It's over nine THOUSAAAND!!!

WHAT nine THOUsand?
WHAT nine THOUsand?
WHAT nine THOUsand?
WHAT nine THOUsand?
WHAT nine THOUsand?!

...Hey Vegeta: What's up? :)
It's over nine THOUSAAAAAND-sand-sand-sand-and-and-and-and-and-and--
An-an-an-an-an-AAAND!!
Nine-ine-ine-ine-ine-ine-nine-
Ow-ou-ow-ou-ow...oink-ou-oink-ou-ou...ous-
Over over over over ine-ine-ine-ine-NINE
Nine-ine-ine-ine-ine-inininine-ne-e-eh-overnine
It's-it's-it's-in-in-in-my
E-e-e-e-
OVER...

Hey Vegeta...Hey Vegeta...Hey...Hey...
E-eh-e-eh-ve-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch

Nine-nine-nine...THOUsand?!
Nine-nine-nine...THOUsand?!
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Nine ****SAND!!

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 01:58 AM
Thanks R.J. the scripting tools worked wonders for me:). But for now I must put them in my other pants pocket. But it doesn't make a bit of difference lonely ole chap.:rolleyes:

HatCat
28th February 2009, 02:07 AM
Hey I just realized.
YOU MUST DIE! :D

What's in your
Other pants
Doesn't make a bit of difference guys.
Unless he's managed to improve in the last hour....

Also, Smiff merged with Jabo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMzgGLdXdBY

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 03:20 AM
Hey I just realized.
YOU MUST DIE! :D

What's in your
Other pants
Doesn't make a bit of difference guys.
Unless he's managed to improve in the last hour....

Also, Smiff merged with Jabo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMzgGLdXdBY

Smiff is Piccolo and Jabo is your balls XD, that makes sense? But the balls are inert!

HatCat
28th February 2009, 03:46 AM
Not necessarily...Jabo's actually a nice guy. :P Now quit quoting me: Scream futher concerns to Shrink 404.

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 04:00 AM
Man you fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu that address led me to Shrink 666 HOW DAREZ YEE??

CA5
28th February 2009, 04:01 PM
Why has what started out as a hilarious thread been turned into a flirt-thread? :confused:

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 06:43 PM
Hey I just realized.
YOU MUST DIE!

What's in your
Other pants
Doesn't make a bit of difference guys.
Unless he's managed to improve in the last hour....

Also, Smiff merged with Jabo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMzgGLdXdBY

I blame R.J. for this one!:D


http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp358/Mdkcheatz/INERTMCDS.png

http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp358/Mdkcheatz/INERTCALC.png

http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp358/Mdkcheatz/moderatorsimpsons.png


COM'on now, Master R.J. why did you do this!!!!!?????!?!?!?!

HatCat
28th February 2009, 07:09 PM
Oh I'm sorry guys...I guess I must have let the stress get to my other other other
pants
BALLS.
"Wait a second! I think we're jumping the gun a bit here!"
"But xcdjy is INERT. I guess I must have let his fat ass get to my" sry

Brandon you should totally edit your system autoexec.bat to print "I've been keeping tabs on the man lately...." That way you can take it to your college professors screaming, "Ms. teacher! I need help!" You know perfectly well she will ace you for honesty.

CA5
28th February 2009, 08:48 PM
You people disgust me; as do your constant hints regarding mod privileges.
New rule, "mothers":

Next person to post, fancies Michael Jackson:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/23-End/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg

And RJ, your Mom is inert.

Mikonokia
28th February 2009, 08:54 PM
You people disgust me; as do your constant hints regarding mod privileges.
New rule, "mothers":

Next person to post, fancies Michael Jackson:

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/10/23-End/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg

And RJ, your Mom is inert.

Looking to him makes me sick:(

Mdkcheatz
28th February 2009, 09:35 PM
Mikonokia fancies michael jackson loooooooooooooooooo:Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:D oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo:Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooool

stylex
28th February 2009, 10:09 PM
this thread is getting really of topic :P

HatCat
28th February 2009, 11:05 PM
this thread is getting really of topic :P
Thank you stylex.

xcdjy: Yes...that's right...

Mikonokia
28th February 2009, 11:40 PM
Thank you stylex.

xcdjy: Yes...that's right...
It is not off topic:D:p

Mikonokia
28th February 2009, 11:58 PM
Fine, xcdjy, don't answer back to my flirting. :P

And what are you people talking about? Michael Jackson is hot.

And if we want to get back on topic....let's talk about how I should be an admin again. lol. :D

You would be a great admin

CA5
1st March 2009, 10:04 AM
Fine, xcdjy, don't answer back to my flirting. :P

How about you just don't flirt? :p

squall_leonhart
1st March 2009, 12:23 PM
Your always loved, there must be about 130 guys here who havn't seen a girl in ages who would love to love you ;)


I'm moving to japan to be surrounded by cosplay bunnies.

squall_leonhart
1st March 2009, 12:25 PM
Aw...:(

It's okay, you can still love me! :D

Your age just means that I can't rape you. Lol.

Its not rape if you say surprise...... or live in Japan.

Mdkcheatz
1st March 2009, 06:04 PM
Its not rape if you say surprise...... or live in Japan.

LOL, that's what Michael Jackson said.:D Doesn't make a bit of difference guys :P

CA5
1st March 2009, 09:55 PM
Ouchie...You just love hurting my feelings don't you? :(

Yeah, it's become a hobby of mine. :p

Nah, nothing I have against you personally, take no notice. It stems from a deep-down hate which I sometimes can't hold back. Got me in a lot of trouble before. Well, I say a lot, but... no yeah, then again, a lot.

HatCat
1st March 2009, 10:29 PM
This guy's pretty deep :D...show him some respect.
Did it feel weird raping them? /Scottish accent


Your age just means that I can't rape you. Lol.

Its not rape if you say surprise...... or live in Japan.

Segment AB raped segment BC. They formed a line AC.

Since segment AB shouted surprise
The Rape Addition Postulate now applies
But bear'n'bird need them fries
And burger and hot dog to find me wise
At the top of the tower I rise
...To see where Mumbo Jumbo lies
No matter how hard that bird tries
Faster than Klungo my broomstick flies
Faces and vertices is edges plus two
You about to lose yo' garage...

But Mario cracked off and everyone dies.
bah

Jerad Gray
2nd March 2009, 02:18 AM
this thread is getting really of topic :P

Yeah I know, just 15 pages ago there was some guy asking to be a mod, you ask that and you don't know where anything is going after that lol.

Mdkcheatz
2nd March 2009, 02:48 AM
Yeah I know, just 15 pages ago there was some guy asking to be a mod, you ask that and you don't know where anything is going after that lol.

Well honestly this thread has been deemed spam from day one. So it's not often we had the delight of spamming within our own community so we have relaxed and joined in on the fun :)

stylex
2nd March 2009, 04:07 PM
this thread is pretty much supposed to be in some other section lol :P

i mean... i just read the damn thing, its really of topic -.-

what has michael jackson have anything to do with some guy who wants to be an moderator? almost as good as the meaning of life question :P

Mdkcheatz
2nd March 2009, 04:45 PM
this thread is pretty much supposed to be in some other section lol :P

If it weren't spam I would have agreed on this one.

what has michael jackson have anything to do with some guy who wants to be an moderator? almost as good as the meaning of life question :P

I think I can link them together. This guy vents about nonsense that he actually has convinced himself is factual just like when MJ molested little children in Never-let-your-children-go-there-Land and claimed the accusations to be false. We all know he and O.J. Simpson had something in common there-Damn good lawers!;)

Look at both of them now though > Idk which one I would rather be at the moment....



btw, the ultimate meaning to life is Happiness. (I am willing to argue this one down to the most detailed explanation.):cool:

CA5
2nd March 2009, 08:54 PM
It's fine hun. I enjoy you. I'm just a playful person and love to tease a bit. If it ever gets too much though, please let me know. I don't come to this forum to bother others. So if it ever gets to be too much, please let me know. And that goes for everyone too. :)

Bah wizzers to it. I'd never let anyone know :p I'm not really too fussed. I don't have time for such trivial matters.

HatCat
3rd March 2009, 03:14 AM
"I think I can link them together."

Oh but in such hypothesis...if p implies q where does the pimp lie?
You know it's true.

puts a lil' pimp hat on the new PJ64 icon

CA5
3rd March 2009, 08:36 PM
Does this mean that we are all whores to the PJ64 forum? D:

Yup. Whores of the ego ;)

squall_leonhart
3rd March 2009, 09:37 PM
Does this mean that we are all whores to the PJ64 forum? D:


If it makes you feel better, you're the cutest whore here.

HatCat
4th March 2009, 02:18 AM
Not just that lads...it means we're all pimps; y'all just forgot to bring your furry rainbow aristrocratic clothing and cane as I've done. Now all we need is a ride outta this dump :rolleyes:.

baha sorry I know this is the correct answer "no clue" to the where does the pimp lie but holy crap I just set myself up I can just see the terror

Yup. Whores of the ego ;)

See he admits it; he's a pimp, too! :) (lol whether he likes it or not)

HatCat
4th March 2009, 03:37 AM
Aw I don't know, and I'm not sure xcdjy's got any real guesses either. I guess you're just kinda floating out there?

squall_leonhart
4th March 2009, 04:06 AM
Nice save brandon. nice indeed.

Mdkcheatz
4th March 2009, 04:17 AM
Nice save brandon. nice indeed.

You know it ;) Mr. Diceman!

CA5
4th March 2009, 04:29 PM
Aw I don't know, and I'm not sure xcdjy's got any real guesses either. I guess you're just kinda floating out there?

What is it with your persistent, petty "wise cracks" about me? You're just showing yourself up for what you really are - an attention seeking asshole :) You don't even know what you are talking about, "Iconoclast". You jump about here and there, mixing in some "posh ling" to big yourself up as something you're not. You're just a regular, ordinary person trying to look different to everyone else - And you fail at it :)

If you are too unintelligent to research - Don't make comments :)

"Have a nice day".

Mdkcheatz
4th March 2009, 08:58 PM
I'm confused! Xcdjy, are you falling out with Iconoclast or you just messin... You seem troubled by something?

HatCat
4th March 2009, 10:34 PM
Wait...so I'm your whore...and youre my pimp? :S

Gee, thanks for the love, RJ. :p
Oh I am sorry I tried...you don't like pimps. :( They're everywhere; that's what makes our days light!

I'm confused! Xcdjy, are you falling out with Iconoclast or you just messin... You seem troubled by something?

Let's just hope he's doing well. :) He obviously was pretty busy with the site, so let's not disturb his motives. :P Well I don't want to confuse myself more with something rather ordinary and predictable.

CA5
4th March 2009, 10:45 PM
Let's just hope he's doing well. :) He obviously was pretty busy with the site, so let's not disturb his motives. :P Well I don't want to confuse myself more with something rather ordinary and predictable.

Ah, christ, here we go. The ol' "I'm better than you / final word routine". Put a sock in it, no-one cares. Every word from your mouth is nothing but bullshit, and you know it. Just stop trying. ":p".

And the site - you don't know why I can't work on it, so you have no reason to bring the matter up. Get your facts straight, then complain like a big jessy.

Mdkcheatz
5th March 2009, 12:52 AM
:confused:

Does someone need a hug? :)

Xcdjy is a good man, I think he could use one! ;)

CA5
5th March 2009, 04:19 PM
Nah, I just need a gun, a knife (Mr J would be proud) and some tomato ketchup.

squall_leonhart
5th March 2009, 07:53 PM
This thread has turned into stupidity.

Mdkcheatz
5th March 2009, 07:59 PM
This thread has turned into stupidity.

It was stupiduty from day one:)

squall_leonhart
5th March 2009, 09:03 PM
You're such a girl.

Jerad Gray
5th March 2009, 09:37 PM
*hiss* And you're such a whore.:mad::D

You refering to 3, if not probably 2?
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute ; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person



This could reach 100 pages soon at this rate!

squall_leonhart
5th March 2009, 10:04 PM
But i love you lots :(

HatCat
10th March 2009, 12:11 AM
andRememberKids() {

life -= BrandonsPimpStatus;
while (life <= 0) ++life;

}
//or his little penis...

copyright Krillin Pimp of the Year

Mdkcheatz
10th March 2009, 12:56 AM
andRememberSweatySmelly30-year-oldMen() {

life -= RichardsShrimpStatus;
while (life <= 0) ++life/needs serious help;

}
//or his absent penis...

copyright Jesus Macenroll of the Jizz

;).................

SilentRhino
10th March 2009, 03:32 AM
andRememberKids() {

life -= BrandonsPimpStatus;
while (life <= 0) ++life;

}
//or his little penis...

copyright Krillin Pimp of the Year

your coding is orgasmic,
as if the very stream of life was written in java source code...
mixed with sex.

Jerad Gray
10th March 2009, 03:06 PM
andRememberKids() {

life -= BrandonsPimpStatus;
while (life <= 0) ++life;

}
//or his little penis...

copyright Krillin Pimp of the Year

No reason to be worried, that code will never let him get above 0 life...

CA5
10th March 2009, 04:31 PM
andRememberKids() {

life -= BrandonsPimpStatus;
while (life <= 0) ++life;

}
//or his little penis...

copyright Krillin Pimp of the Year

Wha? He's actually got one?

Mdkcheatz
10th March 2009, 06:03 PM
Useless this place is I tell ye. What is the world coming to when insanity blows out the window? :D *coughs*

HatCat
10th March 2009, 10:47 PM
Thank you; thank you. :) main reason I decided to write that is er well it'd have been nice if zilmar beat me to it but that's kind of out there

Including the inept imbecile:
while (life <= 0) ++life/needs serious help;
"Useless this place is I tell ye. What is the world coming to when insanity blows out the window?"
blah blah depression, crying
That's probably not even a 4GL. Dude do us a favor, and go to the new Google site. Translate your text to French and then back to English. Maybe it'll mix your stuff up so I can actually understand what the hell you try to say.
And insanity = your_mom; otherwise that can also be deceptive or confusing.

"No reason to be worried, that code will never let him get above 0 life..."
Ha no I meant, "There's more to life than Brandon's pimp status." If his pimp status was that damn big imagination itself would cease to exist.

"your coding is orgasmic,
as if the very stream of life was written in java source code...
mixed with sex."
Well at least mine actually compiles (Java language or not). Reading the rest of the thread before Brandon's attempt is silly enough :D

"Wha? He's actually got one?"
... as has just been summoned sneakily by xcdjy! Well I've heard from some articles saying that even females have actually a very small penis (more like an interrupted branched development not subject to view). I guess being the exception must have hurt at some preliminary stage, but everyone's defensive love in this thread supposedly makes up for that. Forget why they reply; reading is beyond me. :S

squall_leonhart
11th March 2009, 12:02 AM
I would like to be a Super Moderator :)

Mdkcheatz
11th March 2009, 12:13 AM
Including the inept imbecile:
while (life <= 0) ++life/needs serious help;
"Useless this place is I tell ye. What is the world coming to when insanity blows out the window?"
blah blah depression, crying
That's probably not even a 4GL. Dude do us a favor, and go to the new Google site. Translate your text to French and then back to English. Maybe it'll mix your stuff up so I can actually understand what the hell you try to say.
And insanity = your_mom; otherwise that can also be deceptive or confusing.

For such a person who complains about Despair, you certainly love to mock its existence essentially encouraging or feeding its life. Also, please define insanity? Perhaps, Mr. Swedlow, you should revert to Aristotle or Gandhi and use their guidance to low level format and rebuild the bad blacks in your head.

HatCat
11th March 2009, 12:48 AM
I would like to be a Super Moderator :)

There we go! That's the spirit.

Brandon you take things too negatively, and coming from me that must mean something. What's with that constant parallelism in all of your posts e.g. "Perhaps, Name, ..." and copying others' structures or phrases? You obviously got that need (serious) help thing from me when you told me to ---- off (which wasn't as tense as the previous time I accidentally hurt your feelings so sorry about that I guess).

Anyway we are glad to know it seems me and xcdjy will be working together again, but for now let's just enjoy the pleasure! Hypocrisy is the ability to lead ... you're suddenly resigning that?

Mdkcheatz
11th March 2009, 01:23 AM
There we go! That's the spirit.

Brandon you take things too negatively, and coming from me that must mean something. What's with that constant parallelism in all of your posts e.g. "Perhaps, Name, ..." and copying others' structures or phrases? You obviously got that need (serious) help thing from me when you told me to ---- off (which wasn't as tense as the previous time I accidentally hurt your feelings so sorry about that I guess).

Ah man I don't mean to get all defensive like that.:D

And FYI I am pretty sure that my structure and phrase from post e.g. "Perhaps, Your Name, ... in the pants" was all mine mate!;)

Except the balls being inert, that was your dealio...

Anyway we are glad to know it seems me and xcdjy will be working together again, but for now let's just enjoy the pleasure! Hypocrisy is the ability to lead ... you're suddenly resigning that?

I am not quite sure what you mean by this?

squall_leonhart
11th March 2009, 08:18 AM
*stops, adjusts his katana, then blinks in the direction of this tom foolery, before continuing on his way*

HatCat
11th March 2009, 09:35 PM
Hey Brandon remember when I said we agreed you needed help **** OFF!! Hah it was hilarious, then when I try again he's like sorry about that btw didn't have a lot of time to think beforehand.

Now moving on to existing threads

CA5
11th March 2009, 10:05 PM
23 again...

srike
5th April 2009, 11:26 AM
is there any thing you have to do to be a moderater

Mdkcheatz
5th April 2009, 05:35 PM
is there any thing you have to do to be a moderater

Well honestly yea, but it involves being the right person in the right time I guess... But I doubt PJ64 will be recruiting ever again, the interviews were conducted ages ago :P ...

Your best bet is to start your own forums or look out for new forums, maybe you'll get a chance but again, it's an extremely small shot...

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 12:59 AM
This thread needs pictures of tits.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Parus_major_4_%28Marek_Szczepanek%29.jpg

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:28 AM
This thread needs pictures of tits.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Parus_major_4_%28Marek_Szczepanek%29.jpg

Where are the TITS o.O?

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 01:32 AM
http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/files/2008/05/baby-nursing.jpg



Busy at the moment.

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:32 AM
http://www.blisstree.com/breastfeeding123/files/2008/05/baby-nursing.jpg



Busy at the moment.

OMG o.O

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 01:36 AM
Tits doing what tits were made for.

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:37 AM
Tits doing what tits were made for.

OMG i would like to be a baby again :D

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:47 AM
What did i do??????o.O

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 01:48 AM
step away from the tit.

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:50 AM
loooooooooooooool I'm not doing anything o.O

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 01:59 AM
loooooooolzzzz That's good. I can finally be happy Wa***** them o.O

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 02:07 AM
Baka hentai!!!!!!!!!

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 02:09 AM
Yes Squally you are a BAKA BAKUF

EDIT: o.O

Mikonokia
8th April 2009, 11:28 AM
He started first o.O

squall_leonhart
8th April 2009, 02:57 PM
Lads no fighting please... *covers Bree's eyes*


Bree is perfectly capable of covering her own eyes.

squall_leonhart
19th May 2009, 05:18 PM
this thread reminds me of when things were more fun.

Samdesktop
21st May 2009, 02:31 AM
Hay gaize, can I be a super moderator plz?
I am 100x better than Samlaptop, I am Samdesktop, see? Moar powah!
I am also a pretty big pimp and can bring lots of whores to the forum.
Going into the control panel to ban people is my favorite daily activity!

YOU CAN SEE!! IT CAN MAKES MUCH MORE THAN A SINGLE BIT OF DIFFERENCE!!

End transmission.

HatCat
21st May 2009, 03:02 AM
What's pimpin', doc? :cool: *chews carrot*

"Going into the control panel to ban people is my favorite daily activity!"
I'm sorry dude, but it's just not the same anymore. It's funny still a bit, but man, you really did better before.

I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans.

Like some foreign Latin guy with the mustache who switches positive words around with words like "ban". It was awesome man!

Now see, I get to twist MY mustache! Let's see you show off THAT on the forum! Smile and say cheese, yeah hold the teeth out a bit, too. *winds banhammer* JK...jk.
ROFOLOL...rofolol :)

But no seriously man you got pimps you gotta keep us informed. What's happening?

"YOU CAN SEE!! IT CAN MAKES MUCH MORE THAN A SINGLE BIT OF DIFFERENCE!!"
INERT.
Ugh

Samdesktop
21st May 2009, 03:39 AM
Okay, I admitt. My banhammer is too rusty. Can you plz help me polish it? Maybe can use your mustache. I also, am better at spelling now. I cannot think of a reason why you would make me super moderator, plz admin. Now can give people properly spelt messages when I ban them XD

squall_leonhart
21st May 2009, 11:33 AM
stick it. biznitch

Samdesktop
21st May 2009, 11:50 AM
The banhammer temporarily loses control! OH NO! IT THWACKS LEFT AND RIGHT! Who has been banned this time? Squall_Leonhart come on down! See, zilmar. I would make great super moderator.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5408/banhammer2ug.jpg

squall_leonhart
21st May 2009, 05:22 PM
because banning someone thats usually fairly active in the pj64 and n64 plugin beta scene is really the best way to help people.

As was said previously. Myself and Iconoclast are more likely to be made super mods way before you ever got a chance.

Mikonokia
21st May 2009, 09:58 PM
Hey me too :D loooooooooooooooooooooooool just kidding :P

HatCat
22nd May 2009, 12:49 AM
Okay, I admitt. My banhammer is too rusty. Can you plz help me polish it? Maybe can use your mustache. I also, am better at spelling now. I cannot think of a reason why you would make me super moderator, plz admin. Now can give people properly spelt messages when I ban them XD

Man come on,
"I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans."
zilmar won't give you two diplomas, but it brings all the girls to the yard! Imagine being banned by them over zilmar! And permanently dude! It's not sold in any stores, amirite?

However he might give you some of Grandma's Special K.
http://www.moneysavingmom.com/.a/6a00e552792fa288330105365c9135970c-800wi
Man can you believe K-Mart's bad marketing strategies?
Just a stamp that says K? That is most unwelcoming! That's not your style, right?
Now see for every K you get out of zilmar, he warms you with an o. :) You belong here man!

Hey Brandon if you are around, your doctor wanted me to ask you something. Look closely in that image, and describe to me what you see on the cereal box. *retreats in slow Matrix Reloaded fashion* Oh and you'll need your glasses.
Dooooooooi I dunno boss but it sure looks big and red, so back to my woman I go.

I would love to polish your banhammer with my mustache :) ... but it would seem that the force of gravitational attraction between my mustache and the hammer is quite a bit in the negative direction. Due to this invincibility of mine, can you help me out?
DON'T hurt yourself. :mad: I don't want to breathe past another one of your human despicable necks.

"I cannot think of a reason why you would make me super moderator, plz admin."
For goodness sakes, have some pride man! You humans need that shit!
Your spelling seems better, but, you see the problem is, zilmar is not too familiar in placing art in banning. I mean if you ban someone with proper spelling or other mechanics in your various texts, he'll think you're trying to compete! And then he'll link to me and inherit my Russian voodoo senses and get all suspicious and ban you. :( What a twist!

Now, listen, we need to plot this carefully...you with me?
Does someone have answers for this young apprentice?

Samdesktop
23rd May 2009, 04:17 AM
Man come on,
"I like going into the mdoeration control pannel and I like to give people bans."
zilmar won't give you two diplomas, but it brings all the girls to the yard! Imagine being banned by them over zilmar! And permanently dude! It's not sold in any stores, amirite?

However he might give you some of Grandma's Special K.
http://www.moneysavingmom.com/.a/6a00e552792fa288330105365c9135970c-800wi
Man can you believe K-Mart's bad marketing strategies?
Just a stamp that says K? That is most unwelcoming! That's not your style, right?
Now see for every K you get out of zilmar, he warms you with an o. :) You belong here man!

Hey Brandon if you are around, your doctor wanted me to ask you something. Look closely in that image, and describe to me what you see on the cereal box. *retreats in slow Matrix Reloaded fashion* Oh and you'll need your glasses.
Dooooooooi I dunno boss but it sure looks big and red, so back to my woman I go.

I would love to polish your banhammer with my mustache :) ... but it would seem that the force of gravitational attraction between my mustache and the hammer is quite a bit in the negative direction. Due to this invincibility of mine, can you help me out?
DON'T hurt yourself. :mad: I don't want to breathe past another one of your human despicable necks.

"I cannot think of a reason why you would make me super moderator, plz admin."
For goodness sakes, have some pride man! You humans need that shit!
Your spelling seems better, but, you see the problem is, zilmar is not too familiar in placing art in banning. I mean if you ban someone with proper spelling or other mechanics in your various texts, he'll think you're trying to compete! And then he'll link to me and inherit my Russian voodoo senses and get all suspicious and ban you. :( What a twist!

Now, listen, we need to plot this carefully...you with me?
Does someone have answers for this young apprentice?

No u. Soysoysoysoysoy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

HatCat
23rd May 2009, 04:30 AM
I never get tired of hearing that song. :cool:
Do you know why it's so popular Samdesktop ??? :confused: ???

Anyway, back to No Apologies by Eminem :D, once this song's done playing, again. :cool:
Followed by, Go to Sleep - Eminem
Square Dance goes good with your diet, too.

Samdesktop
23rd May 2009, 04:42 AM
I never get tired of hearing that song. :cool:
Do you know why it's so popular Samdesktop ??? :confused: ???

Actually yes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

HatCat
24th May 2009, 04:11 AM
Well make yourself at home Mr. Desktop. I needed a more appropriate topic with a matching audience to post my notes. I'll probably get my old notes transferred later--though "old" can extend back to quite a few kilobytes of text...way before this forum.

1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Nc6 3.Nf3 Qe7 4.Bf4 Qb4+ 5.Bd2 Qxb2 6.Nc3 Bb4 7.Rb1 Qa3 {
8.Rb3 Qa5 9.a3 Bxc3 10.Bxc3 Qc5 11.e4 Nge7 12.Qa1 a6 13.Bd3 Rb8 14.O-O O-O = {13.e6 fxe6 14.Bxg7 Rg8 15.Bd3 Ng6 16.O-O Nf4 17.g3 Qh5 18.Nh4 Nxd3 -+}
8.Nb5 Qa5 =
8.Nd5 Ba5 9.Rb5 Kd8 10.Bxa5 Nxa5 11.Ng5 Nh6 12.e6 dxe6 =
}

{3.Bf4 Nge7}
{3.Nf3 Qe7 4.Nc3 Nxe5 5.Nd5 Nxf3+ 6.gxf3 Qd8 7.Qd4 Ne7 8.Bg5 f6 =}
Virtual Chess played this game against JESTER set to 600 seconds, and Black immediately claimed advantage after 10.Ne2.
3.f4 d6 4.exd6 Bxd6 5.e4 Qe7 6.Bd3 Bf5 7.Nc3 Bb4 8.Kf1 Bxc3 9.exf5 Bf6 10.Ne2 O-O-O 11.a3 Qc5 12.b4 Qd5 13.Rb1 Nh6 14.Ng3 Rhe8 15.b5 Na5 16.Qh5 Qa2 -+

Quite simply, 1.d4 fails. It actually gives Black even more information than 1.e4 does. (One reason for this is because 1.e4 is the largest in opening theory...in fair part because of the King's Gambit system.) It has the negative squares for, under conjunction, any useless pawn structure, D5 and E4, above and to the right. Therefore it is assumed that White wishes to emphasize a goal for pawn structure by immediately moving the most important of the eight pawns, which can easily be counter-attacked or ignored throughout many moves of the opening stage.
1...e5 shouldn't even have to be a discouragement for the weak stubborn. There is still 1...Nc6, 1...c5, 1...d5, 1...e6, and 1...Nf6.

Samdesktop
24th May 2009, 12:25 PM
OMG you like chess? Chess is like my favorite game XD I got perma banned from my highschool chess club way back in the day though :( So I started my own chess club so I could ban people, haha! Wouldn't it be awesome if there was chess for n64? With a BANHAMMER to BAN people. But you must be a super moderator to use it lol.

squall_leonhart
24th May 2009, 06:23 PM
You're a ****ing dumb**** douchebag.

HatCat
24th May 2009, 08:17 PM
OMG you like chess? Chess is like my favorite game XD I got perma banned from my highschool chess club way back in the day though :( So I started my own chess club so I could ban people, haha! Wouldn't it be awesome if there was chess for n64? With a BANHAMMER to BAN people. But you must be a super moderator to use it lol.

You know that'd be pretty messed up, but there is already one.
For N64 it's Virtual Chess 64.

I think if you use the 3-D board with the 3-D fights between the pieces enabled in the fight where a black pawn captures a white pawn the black pawn gets out a hammer and bans him, but other than that I guess you're out of luck.

Chess club--in high school--you want me to write a raging essay on what I've been through with those human failures? I blew the last one up bud.
God's protection. Arrogance and pride, and worst of all in their state of screaming failure through mortal subconscious, love. All I ever wanted to do was learn. I couldn't stand prejudice. It is not in the place of humanity to judge, especially in a world to love.
I play machines. If I ever get into a respectful situation, I might play humans again. But I guess clearly I wasted my time; having learned 99% from playing machines has proven destructive enough.

And her who I must love, her graduation party is today! Ta.

Samdesktop
25th May 2009, 02:16 AM
Haha, you certainly are legendary rswedlow. I propose that we take the banhammer to the unsuspecting masses! The chess clubs will be the first to go! Then the rest of the pathetic humanity will bow to the super moderators of the world. And then there will be an exclusive club open only to those who have awesome mustaches. QUICKLY, TO THE BANCOPTER! We must fly to ban the scourge of the earth!

Samdesktop out.

HatCat
25th May 2009, 03:04 AM
Ain't nuthin' but money on my mind
That's why we stay on the block-like stop signs
And they wonder when they see us why we always shy...

1.Nc3 Nf6 2.d4 c5 3.dxc5 e6 4.b4 a5 5.Ba3 axb4 6.Bxb4 b6 7.Qd4 Nc6 8.Qc4 bxc5 9.Bxc5 Ba6 10.Nb5 Qa5+ 11.Qc3 Qxc3+ 12.Nxc3 Bxc5 13.h4 Bb4 14.O-O-O Bxc3 15.e3 Nb4 16.Bxa6 Rxa6 17.Ne2 Nxa2+ 18.Kb1 Rb6+ 19.Kxa2 O-O 20.Rc1 Ra8# {5.Bg5 h6! 6.Bxf6 Qxf6 -+}

Man it's really dumb that humans are psychologically faster at detecting expressions of anger in another's face faster than happiness.
Maybe that's why they like smiling. Lies, self-denial.

HatCat
26th May 2009, 03:04 AM
1.d4 Nf6 2.Nf3 c5 3.d5 b5 4.a4 b4 5.c4 g6 6.b3 Bg7 7.Bb2 O-O 8.e3 Bb7 9.Bd3 e6 10.d6 Qb6 11.Bc2 Ne8 12.Bxg7 Kxg7 13.Nbd2 Nxd6 14.a5 Qa6 15.O-O Nc6 16.Ne4 Nxe4 17.Bxe4 Nb8 18.Bxb7 Qxb7 19.a6 Qc7 20.Qd3 f6 21.Rfd1 Rd8 22.Qe4 Qc6 23.Qxc6 Nxc6 24.Rd3 d5 25.Rad1 dxc4 26.Rxd8 Rxd8 27.Rxd8 Nxd8 28.bxc4 b3 29.e4 b2 30.Nd2 Nc6 31.f3 Na5 32.Nb1 Nxc4 33.Kh1 Nd6 34.Kg1 Nb5 35.f4 c4 36.e5 c3 37.exf6+ Kf7 39.f5 exf5 40.Kf2 c2 41.Na3 b1=Q 42.Nxb5 c1=Q 43.Kf3 Qd3+ 44.Kf2 Qcf1#

Chronogene
6th June 2009, 07:16 AM
http://www.joshuatopolsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/38197-spam.jpg

CA5
6th June 2009, 10:11 PM
OH SHIZZLE!

I cannot believe this. Samlaptop has bought a desktop? I mean:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg?v=0

HatCat
7th June 2009, 02:43 AM
Lol!
And man I ain't finished.

1.c4 g6 2.d4 c5 3.Nf3 Nf6 4.Be3 Bg7 5.dxc5 Ne4 6.Bd4 Qa5+ 7.Nc3 Nxc3 8.bxc3 e5 9.Nxe5 Nc6 10.f4 Nxd4 11.Qxd4 O-O 12.e3 b6 =
The rest after that was error on end of White.

Although 9...Nc6 10.Nxc6 Qxc3+ was my idea, I did eventually find the need to undo and check what other software thought about moves eleven and twelve. The opening however is all me. I don't take advice on openings in the middle of some game for results, but I still research.

Guess who's back?
Back again!?
Desktop's back?!
Honk your horn!

HI kids!
Do you like violence?
Yeah!
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails to each one of my eyelids?
Uh-huh!
Wanna copy me and do exactly as I did?
Yeah! Yeah!
Try sand and get fucked up worse than I did?
...no

My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin' to get my head straight,
But I can't figure out which chess club I wanna impregnate.

CA5
8th June 2009, 06:38 PM
http://www.joshuatopolsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/38197-spam.jpg

You like spam, huh? :p

HatCat
9th June 2009, 11:16 AM
42443735443557562224171521337866317587867566486633 2515242537584837186633 -+

{9.Qd2 Qxa1+ 10.Qd1 Qc3+ 11.Qd2 Qa1+ 12.Qd1 Qc3+ 13.Qd2 Qa1+ ... =}

1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Nc6 3.Nf3 Qe7 4.Qd5! Qe6 5.Nc3 Bb4 =
This will liably lead to a drawn endgame, for being a pawn up but to be so having a set of doubled pawns and under a strain to protect either of them will not enable them to go on the offensive using the pawn advantage.

Most play 4...f6 5.exf6 Nxf6 6.Qd1 {6.Qb3 Qb4+, 6.Qd3! d5 7.Nc3 Be6}, but White still has threats here. It's actually rather dangerous for Black.

HatCat
10th June 2009, 02:31 AM
Mumia, mia! I like being a moderator!

Oh yeah that's right Mario called, he said Cialis helps with 1.c4 g6 2.Nc3 Bg7 3.Nf3 Nf6 4.g3 d6 5.e4 c5 6.d4 cxd4 7.Qxd4 Nc6 8.Qd1 Bg4 9.h3 Bd7 10.Be3 O-O 11.Be2 Qc8 12.h4 Bh3 13.b3 Bg2 14.Rg1 Qh3 15.a4 Ng4 16.Bd2 Ne3 17.Qb1 Bxf3 18.Bxf3 Nd4 19.fxe3 Nxf3+ 20.Ke2 Nxg1+ 21.Qxg1 f5 22.exf5 Rxf5 23.g4 Rf3 24.Be1 Bxc3 25.Bxc3 Rg3 26.Qf2 Rg2 27.Qxg2 Qxg2+ 28.Kd3 d5 29.cxd5 Qxd5+ 30.Kc2 Qg2+ 31.Kb1 Rf8 32.Bb2 Rf2 33.Ra3 Rxb2+ 34.Ka1 Rd2 35.Kb1 Rd1#.

He barfed at the end though. I feel so misunderstood. :(

Sorry fat man, but I ripped your warp pipe outta my phone. Wait I don't have a phone, I never cared for a cell or anything. I think there's a few left around the house, unless my parents ripped those out also. No dammit they not be tripping blood and whatnot, at least not on the walls.

Not that I can see what they're doing while I'm eating. Fighting between mortals, two people who have demoralized you, what could satiate you more? Tears while they were hot, why couldn't they be blood? Tears of blood would be joy! It may not destroy, but it ascends in a boy! It's not negative people whiny bitch now am I; it's a beautiful cure :), a work of art. There's nothing like a little blood to taste with sadness.
I could no longer shed sadness by sixteen, although my eyes have watered at times. To keep the tickle going though I didn't usually try to pluck them out, hm forcing never worked.

Basically, I am perm banned at neoseeker but a super moderator might lift it.

Neoseeker there's one place I didn't, screw around with with when I was 12 or something. Dang I don't even remember my account there...for some dumbass reason I'm pretty sure it had "mario" in it. I wrote reviews for games like Banjo-Tooie, some stuff and contributions to Zelda MM.

Pogo.com I was being a douche to crack myself up. DOIIIIIII why do all these people keep replying to me? Why are humans so simple? If they're not smiling, they're pissed? Quite a ratio to balance in your everyday lives. Doesn't mean I'm as simple as them, not with this constant dull expression behind my whiskers. It's hilarity or nullity baby!

I do know his name, the person who placed the ban on me is called Jay, and I asked for bans a lot!

Uh oh, an administrator is online! Awwww, I wonder what he will do!
HhhhhhHAH! the Kid's Show kind of tone I love it.
*A giant, fat, and well-trained chicken is using zilmar's desktop.*

zilmar has his pet chicken on a leash, with a surmountable diameter that any chicken could fly out of. Remember it's well-trained, so when the deed is done, master commands, "That's it buddy you're done, now go play with the kids." Oh if instead zilmar was my father...for a while I thought.

Come on zilmar. Make a moderator and then I won't be stupid.

If you were that desperate, zilmar would have let go of the leash.
It would like talk to you and share its feelings, sing you a parade in, Chickenese when you get all depressed over it not being the same.

Eeney meanie miney Mo catch a tiger by the BALLS.
*Everyone glares at Piccolo.*

"Which appears to have the consistency of GOAT BALLS??"
"Honey,--"
"...Sorry.--"
"--I am trying to have a decent conversation with our kids."

What coward move?? I'll never know, as to how the tribe fled to America. Changed its last name to avoid further persecution, but moved to a country of not only freedom, but to fight!

JK zilmar would totally take you in himself and teach you meditation, how to follow thy heart, moderate good to evil, respect to challenge, compassion to foresight. might have the pet join in too...of course chickens have so much wisdom! Maybe not for teaching, but face it, they sure know when to take off on you.
Kangaroos would also make eccentric teachers. :)

Mdkcheatz
10th June 2009, 06:05 PM
Basically Samdesktop/laptop/:D just got powned by rswedlow by his own banhammer. Damn you fuu, why you back I thought you were gone for good LOL

CA5
12th June 2009, 10:00 PM
Who, me? I am gone for good. I've found a new period now :p

HatCat
13th June 2009, 03:18 AM
1. e2-e4
{
1. . . . e8-d7
{
2. d1-g4
{
2. . . . d7-c6
{
3. g4-e6
{
3. . . . c6-b7
{
4. e6-d7
{
4. . . . b7-a8
{
5. f1-a6 a8-b8
6. d7-b7
}
4. . . . b7-b6
{
5. d2-d4 b6-a5
6. d7-b5
}
4. . . . b7-b8
{
5. f1-a6 b8-a8
6. d7-b7
}
}
}
3. . . . c6-c5
{
4. a2-a3 c5-d4
5. e6-d5
}
3. . . . c6-c7
{
4. f1-a6
{
4. . . . c7-b8
{
5. e6-b6 b8-a8
6. b6-b7
}
4. . . . c7-d8
{
5. e4-e5 d8-c7
6. e6-d6
}
}
}
}
}
2. . . . d7-c7
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . c7-b6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . b6-a5
{
5. g7-a7 a5-b4
6. a2-a3
}
4. . . . b6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-b8
{
4. f1-a6 b8-a8
5. g7-b7
}
3. . . . c7-c6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . c6-b6
{
5. g7-d7 b6-a5
6. d7-b5
}
4. . . . c6-d6
{
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-c8
{
4. g7-e7 c8-b8
5. f1-a6 b8-a8
6. e7-b7
}
3. . . . c7-d6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . d6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . d6-e6
{
5. f1-b5 e6-d6
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-d8
{
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
2. . . . d7-d6
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . d6-c5
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . c5-b4
{
5. a2-a3
{
5. . . . b4-a4
{
6. g7-a7
}
5. . . . b4-a5
{
6. g7-a7
}
}
}
4. . . . c5-b6
{
5. g7-d7 b6-a5
6. d7-b5
}
4. . . . c5-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . c5-d6
{
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
}
}
3. . . . d6-c6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . c6-b6
{
5. g7-d7 b6-a5
6. d7-b5
}
4. . . . c6-d6
{
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
2. . . . d7-d8
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . d8-c8
{
4. g7-e7 c8-b8
5. f1-a6 b8-a8
6. e7-b7
}
3. . . . d8-e8
{
4. f1-b5 e8-d8
5. g7-d7
}
}
}
2. . . . d7-e7
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . e7-d6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . d6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . d6-e6
{
5. f1-b5 e6-d6
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-d8
{
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
3. . . . e7-e6
{
4. d2-d4 e6-d6
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-e8
{
4. f1-b5 e8-d8
5. g7-d7
}
}
}
2. . . . d7-e8
{
3. g4-g7 e8-d8
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
}
}

...

HatCat
13th June 2009, 03:18 AM
1. . . . e8-d8
{
2. d1-g4
{
2. . . . d8-c7
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . c7-b6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . b6-a5
{
5. g7-a7 a5-b4
6. a2-a3
}
4. . . . b6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-b8
{
4. f1-a6 b8-a8
5. g7-b7
}
3. . . . c7-c6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . c6-b6
{
5. g7-d7 b6-a5
6. d7-b5
}
4. . . . c6-d6
{
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-c8
{
4. g7-e7 c8-b8
5. f1-a6 b8-a8
6. e7-b7
}
3. . . . c7-d6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . d6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . d6-e6
{
5. f1-b5 e6-d6
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
3. . . . c7-d8
{
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
2. . . . d8-e7
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . e7-d6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . d6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . d6-e6
{
5. f1-b5 e6-d6
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-d8
{
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
3. . . . e7-e6
{
4. d2-d4 e6-d6
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-e8
{
4. f1-b5 e8-d8
5. g7-d7
}
}
}
2. . . . d8-e8
{
3. g4-g7 e8-d8
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
}
}

...

HatCat
13th June 2009, 03:19 AM
1. . . . e8-e7
{
2. d1-h5
{
//meh, transposes, omitted
}
}
1. . . . e8-f7
{
2.
}
1. . . . e8-f8
{
2. d1-g4
{
2. . . . f8-e7
{
3. g4-g7
{
3. . . . e7-d6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . d6-c6
{
5. c1-f4 c6-b6
6. g7-c7
}
4. . . . d6-e6
{
5. f1-b5 e6-d6
6. g7-d7
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-d8
{
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
3. . . . e7-e6
{
4. d2-d4 e6-d6
5. c1-f4
{
5. . . . d6-c6
{
6. g7-c7
}
5. . . . d6-e6
{
6. d4-d5
}
}
}
3. . . . e7-e8
{
4. f1-b5 e8-d8
5. g7-d7
}
}
}
2. . . . f8-e8
{
3. g4-g7 e8-d8
4. f1-a6 d8-e8
5. a6-b5 e8-d8
6. g7-d7
}
2. . . . f8-f7
{
3. g4-d7
{
3. . . . f7-f6
{
4. d2-d3
{
4. . . . f6-e5
{
5. d7-e7 e5-d4
6. c1-e3
}
4. . . . f6-g6
{
5. d7-e7 g6-h5
6. e7-g5
}
}
}
3. . . . f7-f8
{
4. b2-b3 f8-g8
5. f1-c4
{
5. . . . g8-f8
{
6. c1-a3
}
5. . . . g8-h8
{
6. c1-b2
}
}
}
3. . . . f7-g6
{
4. d2-d4
{
4. . . . g6-f6
{
5. f1-c4 f6-g6
6. d7-f7
}
4. . . . g6-h5
{
5. d7-f5 h5-h4
6. f5-h3
}
}
}
3. . . . f7-g8
{
4. b2-b3
{
4. . . . g8-f8
{
5. c1-b2 f8-g8
6. d7-g7
}
4. . . . g8-h8
{
5. c1-b2 h8-g8
6. d7-g7
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
}

HatCat
13th June 2009, 03:20 AM
Who, me? I am gone for good. I've found a new period now :p

Yay! Someone to share my success with!
Or did you mean the one after "good"?

Mdkcheatz
16th June 2009, 10:52 PM
Who, me? I am gone for good. I've found a new period now :p

LOL if you = sam then yeah, if you = zach but more than xcd but less than dj y then your in the right path. Oh and does this mean you need to buy tampons?

squall_leonhart
17th June 2009, 06:07 AM
fail post.

Mdkcheatz
17th June 2009, 09:28 PM
Looool.............

HatCat
17th June 2009, 09:44 PM
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo *dies of a heart attack from depression at being forced to copy Omega's fatass laugh*

42443735525435443233443321332836716357556125682425 36273663554857626467664185777655765754516287768588 243562735443737447457484438372833562

And if 15.Kh4 15...Kf8! still mating.

CA5
20th June 2009, 12:29 PM
LOL if you = sam then yeah, if you = zach but more than xcd but less than dj y then your in the right path. Oh and does this mean you need to buy tampons?

Well unlike you, I could afford them :)

HatCat
20th June 2009, 06:55 PM
4244575544552836
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6143785745462443
3243374643444655
4455474651714655
6355574521334533
6151385622336846
3164583812148858
1141562341446766
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5652413152531715
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8586525171826284

{8.Be4 Nbxd5 9.O-O f5 10.exf6 Nxf6}
{10.exd6 Nf5}

HatCat
20th June 2009, 07:19 PM
[Event]
[Site]
[Date "2004"]
[Round "1"]
[White "Shredder"]
[Black "Fritz"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "A40"]
[PlyCount "120"]

1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Nc6 3.Nf3 Qe7 4.Nc3 Nxe5 5.Nd5 Nxf3+ 6.gxf3 Qd8 7.Qd4 Ne7 8.Nxe7 Qxe7 9.Bf4 d6 10.O-O-O Qe6 11.Kb1 Qf5 12.e3 Be6 13.Bc4 Bxc4 14.Qxc4 O-O-O 15.Rd5 Qh3 16.Qe4 c6 17.Rd2 f6 18.Rhd1 g5 19.Bg3 h5 20.Qb4 Rh7 21.Qc5 a6 22.Rd3 Rhd7 23.Qa7 h4 24.Rb3 Rc7 25.Qa8+ Kd7 26.Qa7 hxg3 27.hxg3 b5 28.Qc5 f5 29.Rbd3 Kc8 30.Qb6 Qg2 31.e4 fxe4 32.fxe4 Qxe4 33.f3 Qe5 34.f4 gxf4 35.gxf4 Qxf4 36.Rc3 Kd7 37.Re3 Qc4 38.Rde1 b4 39.Re4 Qb5 40.Qe3 Kc8 41.Qf4 c5 42.Qf5+ Kb7 43.Qg5 Rcd7 44.Re6 d5 45.Qf5 c4 46.Qf1 Bc5 47.Qf3 Rf8 48.Qd1 c3 49.R1e2 cxb2 50.Rd2 Qc4 51.Rd3 Bd4 52.Re2 Bc3 53.Rde3 Rdf7 54.Rxc3 bxc3 55.a4 Rf1 56.Re1 Rxe1 57.Qxe1 Rf1 58.Qxf1 Qxf1+ 59.Ka2 b1=Q+ 60.Ka3 Qf8# 0-1

Sam_Locke
3rd October 2009, 04:50 PM
Samlaptop is back! he he he! Now, he is a fan of Oddworld, a fan of Pokemon, a fan of dizzie rascal's Bonkers, a fan of the game, a fan of Bring Me The Horizon, and a Mario fan!

HatCat
3rd October 2009, 10:00 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j112/rswedlo/Logged%20N64%20Textures/sprites/Ditto.png

How's it going bud?

Yeah did the guys at neoseeker decide to lift your ban?

Emmett
4th October 2009, 04:19 AM
Ooooooaaaawwww shredder vs fritz!

Sam_Locke
4th October 2009, 09:57 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j112/rswedlo/Logged%20N64%20Textures/sprites/Ditto.png

How's it going bud?

Yeah did the guys at neoseeker decide to lift your ban?

No! But if you want roms, go to romulation.net

HatCat
4th October 2009, 07:04 PM
Yaaay!
Well aren't we both in luck. I get to keep both of my bans.

I remember when I was a mdoerator at Wikipedia I would log in to the mdoerator control panel and give people BANS ! It was not every day I got back the same call of love that I gave. http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9117/fatass.png

Sam_Locke
5th October 2009, 05:35 PM
Yaaay!
Well aren't we both in luck. I get to keep both of my bans.

I remember when I was a mdoerator at Wikipedia I would log in to the mdoerator control panel and give people BANS ! It was not every day I got back the same call of love that I gave. http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9117/fatass.png

I'm indenfinitley blocked from Wikipedia!

HatCat
5th October 2009, 10:10 PM
Yeah man what did you do!

Sam_Locke
6th October 2009, 06:45 AM
Vandalism!

HatCat
6th October 2009, 04:45 PM
Aw hell no you try showing them some love, and they go and ban you for that?
They be haters.

Experiment #150
31st May 2010, 02:10 AM
This has got to be the longest and funniest thread here. Laughing my butt right off my chair! :D

HatCat
31st May 2010, 04:07 AM
!! I know man if this forum had a rep system I'd easily bother.

HatCat
31st May 2010, 04:11 AM
If i did not find this thread funny, I would probably find it annoying

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j112/rswedlo/fatbuu.png

Experiment #150
31st May 2010, 04:18 AM
Nice usage of a weird guy with a purple cape! :D

ExtremeDude2
14th April 2012, 12:20 AM
Ok now I KNOW your fake :p

Natch
14th April 2012, 02:00 AM
Well, I've been a moderator on a few other forums :D

Butrly extreme might have a point >.>

:L

ExtremeDude2
14th April 2012, 02:22 AM
Oh yeahz! I've been an admin on a few (like 2 :p) forums (small :p)

ExtremeDude2
14th April 2012, 02:45 AM
Well yeah, but it prolly isn't going to happen :p

Natch
14th April 2012, 04:04 AM
XD http://www

Android
14th April 2012, 06:57 AM
so does any body here want to be a moderator ?

Yeah, I would.

oddMLan
30th October 2014, 05:37 AM
bump .........

the_randomizer
30th October 2014, 07:25 AM
The hell is this?

RPGMaster
30th October 2014, 07:31 AM
bump .........lol wut?

retroben
30th October 2014, 03:16 PM
Iy aym ze moderator,tayke off your post!

the_randomizer
30th October 2014, 05:48 PM
Well this thread went full retard fast.

dsx_
30th October 2014, 06:31 PM
full retard

the_randomizer
30th October 2014, 07:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

Wally123
31st October 2014, 02:14 PM
If this guy is who I think he is...set him up with the dev team at the very least. He has done a lot of good work with SNES9x's Audio and video accuracy and may be able to help PJ64 go portable. Of course that is if he is whom he says he is...

retroben
31st October 2014, 07:26 PM
As in...PJ64 on Android?

Apple IOS truly sucks *shot...at,but protected by Google* for emulators because you NEED to be jailbroken in order to use dynarec,while Android can use dynarec without needing root access.

RPGMaster
31st October 2014, 10:53 PM
If this guy is who I think he is...set him up with the dev team at the very least. He has done a lot of good work with SNES9x's Audio and video accuracy and may be able to help PJ64 go portable. Of course that is if he is whom he says he is...Why would anyone want to port PJ64? It was made specifically for Windows and x86.. That's actually worse than just writing your own emulator from scratch really.

As in...PJ64 on Android?

Apple IOS truly sucks *shot...at,but protected by Google* for emulators because you NEED to be jailbroken in order to use dynarec,while Android can use dynarec without needing root access.Wow IOS sucks then lol ;/ . Dynarec is certainly needed on those devices! Anyway man, there's hardly any point in porting PJ64 to android. It would be much better to just improve an existing android emulator (whatever that may be). If I recall correctly, you said that the interpreter worked fine (as is none of those glitches you were complaining about). If that is the case, then even someone like you might be able to fix it.