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Old 23rd March 2011, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Evil_Cheesecake_Warlord View Post
XD heh, that'd be fun.


When I was seven, I fell into a pit and died. True story.
One day I was walking over the street going to the high-school (or school-high I don't know) and I saw a dead and putrid cat so a brilliant idea came into my mind...

I took the cat, I inserted it in a bag that was flying over there then I inserted the bag in mine (I know doesn't smells/looks good).

When I reached the high-school/school-high" I noticed there was a bag of one of my class partners was mid-open, then I wait for all the people to go out the classroom (we was waiting for the professor) I took the cat an I inserted it at my partner's bag.

Once the class began a girl said

-hmm this classroom sucks... I mean stinks!
-Yeah what's that?
-Lemme check this side you can ckeck that over there
-I can't find it!
-Me neither, well open the windows and turn on the fan
...later...
Professor: "Please take your books and open it at the 32 page"

My partner opened the bag and touched...
-Hey my girlfriend left me a hairy toy bunny! Aww she's so sweet... but it feels wet...
OH WHAT THE F*CK???!! WHO THE F*CK DID THIS???!!
-Hey pal calm down
-OH IT WAS YOU %&�!��+ A*$/�'??!! I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR F*CKIN NECK!!!
Professor: hey hey hey take it easy young man, let's see when was the las time you left your bag alone?
-HERE in this F*CKING CLASsroom!... A-HA!! IT WAS YOU!!!!
(he's talking about me)
YOU ARE WHO IS LEAVING WITH THE NECK BROKEN YOU SICK BA......D!!!

Me: But what are you talking about?? I had one of these in my bag too but I just dropped it off, you can smell my bag to ckeck I'm saying the thruth

-Oh I see you've said the thruth... sorry friend

Professor: "The guy who did this is still a children because ...blah... and must madure... ...blah..."

Hahaha you should see the look in his face!!!! hahaha
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