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Old 26th March 2011, 02:57 AM
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Me and a friend

Yesterday at the park I was trying to solve the mystery about why the Frisbees seems to be bigger while they're approaching, while that one hit me.

Then I went home with a serious headache and then something came into my mind...

My brother was home that night; so because that there was no juice for dinner (He always drinks it). We (Me and my friend) bought a juice, then we mixed it with some salt... Then we wait

He comes

-Mmm orange juice...
He took a cup and filled it, then he took a sit so relaxed as always and then

...

-Aw! you bast***s! iI'm gonna kick your small as****! (He's a huge �&%$�)

We got out the house for a while...
Then we got a new idea
Ya know, the urine looks like beer...
I took a bottle and filled it, then I sealed again the lid
Then we placed it at the freezer
He came

-Those pieces of sh*t.... at least here's beer
(He took the first one, the urine-beer first one)

But he went inside his room so I couldn't see his face but I could hear

-OH GODDA***T!!! NO F*CKING AGAIN!! YOU FREAKING AS*****S!!!! UNTIL THE BEER IS MESSED UP!!! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SH*T TO DO YOU LITTLE BAS****S??!!!

I couldn't stop laughing for hours that night...
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