Dream Crusher

[Alunalun]

You get courage but not the triforce of courage, so basically no help in fighting Ganon. Ganon wins.

I wish for it always to be Tuesday.

[Android]

Originally Posted by Alunalun

I wish for it always to be Tuesday.

Your wish was granted and from thereon you woke up at 06.00 everyday and it was Tuesday, like in that Groundhog Day movie which was actually very good but that's not the point. You realize you had been trapped in this time without chance to be set free, so you kill yourself in hope everything will be back to normal, but no matter what you do, you will always wake up at Tuesday 06.00. You're caught in an endless time loop, have fun

I wish you didn't have to eat food to survive, or breath air, or drink liquids.

[Alunalun]

You are headhunted by NASA for your ability and you are the first astronaut sent to Mars. The ship misses, though, and you live out the rest of your life in the vacuum of space.

I wish for a space elevator, that touiches earth in my back garden. I will be prepared to move house to the equator, or have a garden that extends to the equator.

[Natch]

You hear crappy elevator music for the rest of your life.

[Alunalun]

lol

but what do you wish for?

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT NATNATERTATERTOT??

[Natch]

I wished that I could write in invisible pixel-ink, couldn't you tell?

[Alunalun]

It backfires because no-one can read what you've written, and just keep asking "
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT NATNATERTATERTOT?? " in a desperate effort to communicate.

I wish that my newly-installed adblock plus plugin causes me no problems, especially problems related to the myriad of unseen processes, cookies and subterfuge that apparently goes on in browsers that I don't understand that I don't know how to fix but nevertheless rely upon to work.

[Natch]

Your adblock stops all of your computer's processes and thus your computer can no longer be turned on.

I wish I knew all the different ways to skin a cat.

[HatCat]

Granted; the cat also wished to know all the different ways to skin you.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

[Natch]

You get a fish, but it's a shark, and it eats you.

I wish I had seen this was updated earlier.