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Old 25th May 2009, 03:04 AM
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Ain't nuthin' but money on my mind
That's why we stay on the block-like stop signs
And they wonder when they see us why we always shy...

1.Nc3 Nf6 2.d4 c5 3.dxc5 e6 4.b4 a5 5.Ba3 axb4 6.Bxb4 b6 7.Qd4 Nc6 8.Qc4 bxc5 9.Bxc5 Ba6 10.Nb5 Qa5+ 11.Qc3 Qxc3+ 12.Nxc3 Bxc5 13.h4 Bb4 14.O-O-O Bxc3 15.e3 Nb4 16.Bxa6 Rxa6 17.Ne2 Nxa2+ 18.Kb1 Rb6+ 19.Kxa2 O-O 20.Rc1 Ra8# {5.Bg5 h6! 6.Bxf6 Qxf6 -+}

Man it's really dumb that humans are psychologically faster at detecting expressions of anger in another's face faster than happiness.
Maybe that's why they like smiling. Lies, self-denial.
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Old 26th May 2009, 03:04 AM
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1.d4 Nf6 2.Nf3 c5 3.d5 b5 4.a4 b4 5.c4 g6 6.b3 Bg7 7.Bb2 O-O 8.e3 Bb7 9.Bd3 e6 10.d6 Qb6 11.Bc2 Ne8 12.Bxg7 Kxg7 13.Nbd2 Nxd6 14.a5 Qa6 15.O-O Nc6 16.Ne4 Nxe4 17.Bxe4 Nb8 18.Bxb7 Qxb7 19.a6 Qc7 20.Qd3 f6 21.Rfd1 Rd8 22.Qe4 Qc6 23.Qxc6 Nxc6 24.Rd3 d5 25.Rad1 dxc4 26.Rxd8 Rxd8 27.Rxd8 Nxd8 28.bxc4 b3 29.e4 b2 30.Nd2 Nc6 31.f3 Na5 32.Nb1 Nxc4 33.Kh1 Nd6 34.Kg1 Nb5 35.f4 c4 36.e5 c3 37.exf6+ Kf7 39.f5 exf5 40.Kf2 c2 41.Na3 b1=Q 42.Nxb5 c1=Q 43.Kf3 Qd3+ 44.Kf2 Qcf1#
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Old 6th June 2009, 10:11 PM
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OH SHIZZLE!

I cannot believe this. Samlaptop has bought a desktop? I mean:

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Old 7th June 2009, 02:43 AM
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Lol!
And man I ain't finished.

1.c4 g6 2.d4 c5 3.Nf3 Nf6 4.Be3 Bg7 5.dxc5 Ne4 6.Bd4 Qa5+ 7.Nc3 Nxc3 8.bxc3 e5 9.Nxe5 Nc6 10.f4 Nxd4 11.Qxd4 O-O 12.e3 b6 =
The rest after that was error on end of White.

Although 9...Nc6 10.Nxc6 Qxc3+ was my idea, I did eventually find the need to undo and check what other software thought about moves eleven and twelve. The opening however is all me. I don't take advice on openings in the middle of some game for results, but I still research.

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Guess who's back?
Back again!?
Desktop's back?!
Honk your horn!
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HI kids!
Do you like violence?
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Yeah!
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Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails to each one of my eyelids?
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Uh-huh!
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Wanna copy me and do exactly as I did?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Try sand and get fucked up worse than I did?
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...no
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My brain's dead weight.
I'm tryin' to get my head straight,
But I can't figure out which chess club I wanna impregnate.
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Old 8th June 2009, 06:38 PM
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Old 9th June 2009, 11:16 AM
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Code:
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{9.Qd2 Qxa1+ 10.Qd1 Qc3+ 11.Qd2 Qa1+ 12.Qd1 Qc3+ 13.Qd2 Qa1+ ... =}

1.d4 e5 2.dxe5 Nc6 3.Nf3 Qe7 4.Qd5! Qe6 5.Nc3 Bb4 =
This will liably lead to a drawn endgame, for being a pawn up but to be so having a set of doubled pawns and under a strain to protect either of them will not enable them to go on the offensive using the pawn advantage.

Most play 4...f6 5.exf6 Nxf6 6.Qd1 {6.Qb3 Qb4+, 6.Qd3! d5 7.Nc3 Be6}, but White still has threats here. It's actually rather dangerous for Black.
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Old 10th June 2009, 02:31 AM
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Mumia, mia! I like being a moderator!
Oh yeah that's right Mario called, he said Cialis helps with 1.c4 g6 2.Nc3 Bg7 3.Nf3 Nf6 4.g3 d6 5.e4 c5 6.d4 cxd4 7.Qxd4 Nc6 8.Qd1 Bg4 9.h3 Bd7 10.Be3 O-O 11.Be2 Qc8 12.h4 Bh3 13.b3 Bg2 14.Rg1 Qh3 15.a4 Ng4 16.Bd2 Ne3 17.Qb1 Bxf3 18.Bxf3 Nd4 19.fxe3 Nxf3+ 20.Ke2 Nxg1+ 21.Qxg1 f5 22.exf5 Rxf5 23.g4 Rf3 24.Be1 Bxc3 25.Bxc3 Rg3 26.Qf2 Rg2 27.Qxg2 Qxg2+ 28.Kd3 d5 29.cxd5 Qxd5+ 30.Kc2 Qg2+ 31.Kb1 Rf8 32.Bb2 Rf2 33.Ra3 Rxb2+ 34.Ka1 Rd2 35.Kb1 Rd1#.

He barfed at the end though. I feel so misunderstood.

Sorry fat man, but I ripped your warp pipe outta my phone. Wait I don't have a phone, I never cared for a cell or anything. I think there's a few left around the house, unless my parents ripped those out also. No dammit they not be tripping blood and whatnot, at least not on the walls.

Not that I can see what they're doing while I'm eating. Fighting between mortals, two people who have demoralized you, what could satiate you more? Tears while they were hot, why couldn't they be blood? Tears of blood would be joy! It may not destroy, but it ascends in a boy! It's not negative people whiny bitch now am I; it's a beautiful cure , a work of art. There's nothing like a little blood to taste with sadness.
I could no longer shed sadness by sixteen, although my eyes have watered at times. To keep the tickle going though I didn't usually try to pluck them out, hm forcing never worked.

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Basically, I am perm banned at neoseeker but a super moderator might lift it.
Neoseeker there's one place I didn't, screw around with with when I was 12 or something. Dang I don't even remember my account there...for some dumbass reason I'm pretty sure it had "mario" in it. I wrote reviews for games like Banjo-Tooie, some stuff and contributions to Zelda MM.

Pogo.com I was being a douche to crack myself up. DOIIIIIII why do all these people keep replying to me? Why are humans so simple? If they're not smiling, they're pissed? Quite a ratio to balance in your everyday lives. Doesn't mean I'm as simple as them, not with this constant dull expression behind my whiskers. It's hilarity or nullity baby!

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I do know his name, the person who placed the ban on me is called Jay, and I asked for bans a lot!

Uh oh, an administrator is online! Awwww, I wonder what he will do!
HhhhhhHAH! the Kid's Show kind of tone I love it.
*A giant, fat, and well-trained chicken is using zilmar's desktop.*

zilmar has his pet chicken on a leash, with a surmountable diameter that any chicken could fly out of. Remember it's well-trained, so when the deed is done, master commands, "That's it buddy you're done, now go play with the kids." Oh if instead zilmar was my father...for a while I thought.

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Come on zilmar. Make a moderator and then I won't be stupid.
If you were that desperate, zilmar would have let go of the leash.
It would like talk to you and share its feelings, sing you a parade in, Chickenese when you get all depressed over it not being the same.

Eeney meanie miney Mo catch a tiger by the BALLS.
*Everyone glares at Piccolo.*

"Which appears to have the consistency of GOAT BALLS??"
"Honey,--"
"...Sorry.--"
"--I am trying to have a decent conversation with our kids."

What coward move?? I'll never know, as to how the tribe fled to America. Changed its last name to avoid further persecution, but moved to a country of not only freedom, but to fight!

JK zilmar would totally take you in himself and teach you meditation, how to follow thy heart, moderate good to evil, respect to challenge, compassion to foresight. might have the pet join in too...of course chickens have so much wisdom! Maybe not for teaching, but face it, they sure know when to take off on you.
Kangaroos would also make eccentric teachers.

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Old 10th June 2009, 06:05 PM
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Basically Samdesktop/laptop/ just got powned by rswedlow by his own banhammer. Damn you fuu, why you back I thought you were gone for good LOL
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Who, me? I am gone for good. I've found a new period now
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Old 13th June 2009, 03:18 AM
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